Kirk is/was/willem be a player. He'd totally drive this in a 23rd century retro hipster ironic way.

I don't know, the series went downhill when the computer guys got involved. Out went The Good Reverend's values and in went a young, fit Mrs. Topham Hat Trophy Wife. For a kid's cartoon, that was hilarious and awful.

Chery creates 2 new brands and then folds them again within 2 years? That's ridiculously unprofessional. Maybe the Chinese companies would be more competitive if the idiots were allowed to go out of business?

Nate Silver predicts: This post full of win!

This is the perfect postscript to this hilarious post. I'll have to go now (ours is in the ghetto and I've never dared).

Looks a bit like a BMW and Honda CUVs mashed together, only not in a good way. I liked it better when it was more wagon and less CUV.

They've always been bland but engineered better. Now everyone else has caught up on engineering - this facelift won't help them unless the Civic is much better/cheaper. Ford, Hyundai (until recently) and GM genuinely leapt ahead on styling, MPG and tech, and Honda played it safe.

The New Domino's Pizza is SO GOOD thieves actually eat the pizza instead of dropping it in the nearest dumpster!

I feel the simplicity and austerity of Chicken Fried Rice perfectly fits these times, my budget and my tongue.

Well, they did underpowered 4cyl as well as rwd only xterra as cheaper options. Those aren't the ones in the list.

Brazil, California, beaches, bikinis, close enough.

Honestly, anything by Ken Block or Top Gear is a close second to this:

It was really funny to me how many times the GOP trashed things Bush did. THEN to pick Romney to campaign against his own health care reform? And he was happy to do it? It's like Bizzaro world. It was a deeply confused Republican party that gave us Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich, pizza guy, Trump, etc. But…

This should be a holiday for all workers, not just union workers. I hope the early voting keeps getting extended more and more. People with two, three jobs or single moms with jobs can't always get to the polling place, and democracy is the heart of America. We should hold this above all else.

Was it the three seashells?

This will be huuuuge in Jersey. What a lift for those poor suffering mobsters. They've had to put all the bodies back in the swamp, this week has been a nightmare.

It can't be a coupe, there's only two doors. Let's call it a two-seater non-crossover sports superleggera competizione.

Thank you and yours for this work, it is so underappreciated, but such an important part of civilization, our nation and our economy. I'm glad there's people still making trucks here, too (I assume). And good luck in college.

In Florida? The one in America? NO WAY!

I was with you, 100%. I remembered their awful Olympics coverage. I'm not sure anyone in charge at NBC/Comcast can find Europe on a map. Too Yuropean, too socialist, those decadent heathens!