He's a man with a plan for the EU: "Piech for Fourth Reich: Heil Business!"

Only $4000 for all that JALOPNESS? Where can I sign?

Oh, wow. I thought the bulges were like splitters. Schooled, then. Good to know.

Clearly, whateveritis is more likely to affect the young and its symptoms involved large amounts of meh.

CR is no doubt biased, but they don't advertise to maintain their credibility.

Guh. Microsoft. I forgot about that.

It really undermines Consumer Reports, as the Fiesta isn't new, having been sold in Europe for a couple years, and it's clearly a problem with Sync/fordtouch/whateveritis.

It's the 10 year old in me speaking, but I'd say A-Team or Inspector Gadget.

I don't think we sell anything that slow anymore. Maybe a 4cyl minivan or Nissan Xterra, but they might have been discontinued. We are truly a land overflowing with horsepower and torque. The only things that slow on highways are old VWs and RVs.

I'd say that's about the right wheel size.

It looks awesome, but I worry that it's not very aerodynamic and will be bad on gas. Everyone's front ends have been converging on a certain bulbous shape for that reason.

I feel like Indiana Jones. 'That car should be in a MUSEUM!'.

Fresh barn find, kept in a heated garage, leather seat, smoke-free, low highwayman miles, no rust, ran when parked, all original parts, great on gas. Old picture from a few years ago. Bring a trailer, no tire-kickers or dreamers, please!

I'm sure they'll get this figured out, but you're right, it seems like a poor choice in the drone era. Can't we retrofit a camera and some controls and forget about re-engineering the oxygen system?

The real problem with the Fox News Tea Party crowd is that they dismiss truth and evidence based on source. Don't fall for that. You shouldn't trust Fox News and shouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole, but this is a pretty plausible take on the F-22 groundings.

Ghosn and Mr. Bean: separated at birth?

A real John Deere would be cheaper and drive better.

That comment was so method he actually did poop on a car while typing it.

Probably true, but they're certainly the effect of unregulated emissions.

When I die, I want to come back as an Italian car CEO. They're all amazing.