WOW, the new Rondo looks much better.

You mean 'baby' jeep, the same size as the original? Will it be electric?

HAN SHOT FIRST!

It's not a ponzi scheme if Gore doesn't get the money. Or is he running an actual investment portfolio now? Have you read the actual Kyoto protocol or are you referring to something else? Are you an actual scientist? At which institute? Links? Evidence? Which planet?

2nd gear: Should we upgrade S&P's credibility? I think it's too soon. Let's wait a couple more years until after the next real estate ratings scandal.

Yeah, the proudest, crackiest crack pipe car that ever crackled! It's the good kind of crack pipe that the indians sing about. Boy, that interior is sharp as a needle. What's the opposite of rust belt? Chrome belt? That thing is a Chrome belt Donk-Jitsu Mack Daddy master.

I find your lack of rattle ... disturbing.

Very rare, low miles, hardly driven.

It's too soon to give up on Fiat USA. The poor economy isn't helping, and the Abarth is still coming. I don't think it can match Mini - Mini was first, after all. And Minis aren't sold on Chrysler lots (whose demographic is more Roid Rage Redneck than Metro Fashionista).

$2500 for a car that scores a million on the Jalop scale? What a bargain!

~clap~~clap~~clap~. That should be read with the national anthem as a soundtrack. The Crown Vic was an aging dinosaur, but it had class.

The Germans would be contesting these times, but Oktoberfest.

That lookts true if you're old and you remember when Americans had good union jobs making stuff and the world bought our stuff: cars, cameras, phones, computers, chemicals.

Brought to you by Taco Bell! Arriba!

3rd gear: The electric vehicles are subsidized BECAUSE they're not viable yet. That's the whole point, to kickstart the future. Like the intercontinental railroad and our lunar pissing content with the Commies. And Tang.

Bayerische Motoren Werke

Well, the cube was first in Japan, the xB was a copycat. The xB was just the first one imported into America.

So ... That Prince Williams bit wasn't a euphemism then?

Super Sleeper actually sleeps 4!

Oh no! SAVE THE ... ~snore~ ...