All I see are sharks with lasers.

That's a real Lotus girl. Adding lightness and simplifying her wardrobe the old-fashioned way. Colin would be proud.

OH, hell, $6000 for Swedish style barking madness? A bargain! Mjolnir costs twice that!

Yes, their football cheerleaders can pick ... Wait. Cheerleaders?

The 90s Mustang lacked testosterone, but every high performance version for the last 3 years looks roided up. I wouldn't vote it #1 either, but it's understandable (hummer and range rover weren't 1 and 2? WTF, UK?!).

Oh no, the clown shoe's makeup is running!

The Lexus thing bugs me to no end. They're still making Gumpert Apollos, but not LFAs. The Gumpert was faster. So, no, you don't get the record. You get NOTHING!

Chaps, it's a Jaaaaag with electrical propulsion! How bad could it be?

You know the E30 can't be topped on Jalopnik. That's like leading trump.

You know, I want to like unions. CEOs make way too much now. I went to college in part due to my dad's good union job. They gave me better toys than my parents could afford at Christmas time. Employees need some representation, and it seems to work well for Germany.

I'd say call it Ford Sierra Cosworth or XR4whatever, stick a turbo 4 in it, give it a hatch and independent suspension and then ... PROFIT!

Mini Cimmaron, then? mmm ... mini cimarron rolls....

Lutz finally brought himself to face a Pontiac-less GM, and you throw this in his face? Too cruel.

Clown .. boot?

I'm with you. The new Taurus SHO is a great car and it's not like the last one was this great product that will be missed by millions. They should have picked the 2nd gen SHO instead of 3rd gen.

In the GOP's mind, I thought that corporate welfare created jobs. How is that consistent? Just because we don't call GE's 0% tax rate a 'bailout' it's ok? Creating Medicare Part D to help Pharmaceuticals is ok, because it isn't a 'bailout'? But saving jobs via a 'bailout' is morally wrong because ... it's helping…

Well, if Mitsubishi won't make them ...

"Expect it to arrive in the United States half past never."

I declare this Volvo Amazon the Heavywagon Champion of the Thread! Ring girl, come forth with the belt!

Yes, BMW owners will be able to charge their i3s by mating with the DC100!