That CX-5 puts me in a good mood. Best looking CUV EVER. It even made me look at the Sonic and think, that's the best looking small car Chevy has ever made.

Step 4: Buy Fiat 500c.

So you're saying a rust belt Fiat from the 70s might not be trustworthy?

Man, when I was young JDM meant something, man.

Got to be deux chevaux.

I've been watching Ni Hao Kai Lan to get ready. I may have to take a break, I'm starting to have cartoon fantasies with her, Daphne and Spidergirl.

Jeez, y'all put me off my dinner. Got to look at his family to wash that taste out.

Thank you again, imitation police. Will you please refund my speeding tickets now?

But how can you finish the 'time zone' game without driving through Indiana?

In reverse? The Order of the Castle Anthrax nunnery?

Correct. Just like it is now and has been for decades. This is just a higher number based on hybrid and electric progress.

Um... Did you catch the part where they consulted with the automakers who revised the number, built in a safety process if the number is unattainable, and then announced it?

Next time on Youtubenik: The Wert introduces the Stig to Dragoning. BBC introduces The Wert to The Bobbies. Stig is arrested as a member of Anonymous. Hilarity ensues.

Because we're LESS obnoxious than Clarkson?

Celica GT-Four. Another reminder of a younger, more daring Toyota when they could still spell "motorsport".

This has got to be the funniest one. I was in stitches on #1. Only a Stone age Jeep would need large iron bars to start!

You got to wonder, did he just check the weather on CNN today and think 'GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY TEXAS IS HOT! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TEXAS IS HOT!!??'

I don't really miss flipping through the Civ manual or the Xwing manual to save my game for stone age DRM reasons. But man, I miss those games.

My God, it's full of win!

My scion flaps its needles when it starts (speedo and tach in shared gauge). That's my favorite useless feature.