1st: That Cadillac quote, I think it was just about the horsepower (traditional sense of 'blow the doors off'). Their engines have to get smaller because of gas prices. And smaller, more efficient engines in Cadillacs mean that it's less of an America exception and can be sold elsewhere.

Thanks. You've ruined Kate Hudson for me.

Because euthanasia can so easily be abused. I doubt Dr Kevorkian was involved in anything suspicious, but if it's allowed without very careful restrictions, we'll end up with a lot of families or doctors killing the old for money.

Well the Irish have a country and weren't racists. So a Swastika on a Mini sounds about right.

I fart-can in your general direction! Your mother smelt of jeremy clarkson and your father was a Hammond!

So the french have a mad policy, just not a MAD theory. I think "Look, we're crazy enough to fly warheads around our country in times of peace" is pretty effective. Also, "Look we're crazy enough to date women with armpit hair" and "We're crazy enough to build the Clio v6" seems to work just fine.

oof. It's hard to be a badass with that paintjob. Awesome engines though.

If only Ford could combine lasers and turbos!

It was like a country song, a chick flick and jalopnik in a blender. And now I feel a little weird looking at Dierks.

But Fiat/Chrysler was already Big 3 ... in Italy.

More or less than Suzuki?

Yes, because the gamecube did so well. I think you should run nintendo.

Kardashian 1: "ooh, I got a new BMW Swirl dress. Does it make my ass look bigger?"

I'm sure an Audi uber-GTI would go over well at VW dealerships.

Flying train was better, imo.

The Sedona and Kia twin had horrific mpg, even for minivans. Absolutely historically epic.

I'm a stude, too. Half stud, half dude, all shrewd, with a 'tude.

After all, she's wearing her clothes at half-mast.

How great is it that the Japanese come from a land that isn't all lawyer'd up? I mean, yes, technically, better lawyering could have prevented Fukushima, but it's worked out ok for us.

Awesome post. I can't decide if making up all those product names would be scarier than finding out that you researched all those product names and I suspect peyote was involved either way, but what a good lol, y'all.