Sigh, what a missed opportunity for Tabassco sauce (it burns!!!).

So magnified, sharp, distinct, crisp and so keen were her feelings that her inner, outer, middle, sideways and peripheral nerves could even feel the bumps, the ridges, the pimples, the enormous genital warts, leftover dried sponge, and the few stray hairs along the shaft of his male rod, masculine pole, stick of…

I think a non bisexual orgy would just be a gangbang.

I mean this with the utmost respect, truly: That is exactly what her ghostwriter should look like. Down to the silk.

Who was Carrie Underwood's runner-up for American Idol? Bo Bice? Bo Bice runs out to replace her for the remainder of the show.

Or we could just not celebrate Thanksgiving in November (like Canadians), or the rest of the world (not at all).

Ditto as a Canadian. Maybe the US should just move their thanksgiving back to when we have ours in October. much more practical.

Ah, fuck it, let's just tie it to something lunar and move it around every year like Hanukkah or Ramadan. That way we'll keep a bunch of journalists employed because they can do stories about "OMG Christmas is early this year!" or "OMG Christmas is late this year" "Will Christmas in August seem like Christmas?" I…

I just think American's need to join Canadian's and have your Thanksgiving in October like us and then you'll have more time between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Plus it's warmer in October and you can be outside and it's a nice time of year with Halloween right after too. I swear, just create a petition or something.

I have this sweater in black (JCrew if you are interested). ALL MY LIFE CHOICE HAVE NOW BEEN VALIDATED!

Yes...for the kids.

So many thoughts in my head...Obama is my ultimate sex fantasy but I also really want to be in this family (with Michelle)?!?! this is going to cause me sleepless nights.

I saw that "best & worst moms" issue at the store today. That's got to be one of the worst, most mean-spirited shitty-ass cover stories I've ever seen, and that bar is already pretty low for a tabloid. What the actual fuck?

You know, it's not the exact same thing but I often feel the difference in WOC feminism when the discussion of feminism and retaining your maiden name after marriage comes up. I'm Puerto Rican, my father is very dark skinned and my mom is white. I can "pass" sorta, although people do ask me the classic "what are you?"…

I dismiss where their knowledge comes from when they dismiss the source of mine. And Honestly I'm not impressed with those who've been "educated"to see and then fight feminism. Bc It's like they carry around a handbook & if an opinion is expressed outside of that handbook they go ape shit. My mother and aunts didn't…

I dig that she completely acknowledges her journey to awareness and activism. That yes, she was young and self-centered like so many of us are at some point. But that once awareness was gained, sisterfriend put her money where her mouth was and really did work to be of use to the greater good. Good on you, Angie.

It reminded me of the end of The Muppets movie where a whole city turned out to for no reason other than love—and it was cheesy and unrealistic and wonderful in the movie (and I cry BUCKETS every time I watch it). BUT THIS WAS REAL LIFE. I can't think of anything that has ever made a whole city, a whole country, and…

I was holding it together until he enthusiastically jumped on the trampoline. And then the triumphant fist in the air? Had to wipe tears off the screen of my iPad. Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

We need Batkid in Canada now. Please share.

Is her husband's "pre-existing condition" being a closeted homosexual?