man I love cuckold porn. wait what are we talking about again?

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

But if that's an upside-down cottage on his neck, I dunno, that's pretty rad. Crazy nonsense, sure, but rad.

He sounds like every gawker commenter ever.

How terrified are you if you're Donna Thorne Killen?

OMG this book brings back horrible memories. On one of our road trips, my parents decided to get books on tape to pass the time. YUP. Not one of us knew this book and once they started to having incestuous feelings, all of us went, "NUH UH MAKE IT STOP". I haven't finished the story to this day because ick.

He's turning 39??

I just love Leo. Smart, talented, activist who has rhythm, likes rap. He's too adorable. WHERE IS HIS OSCAR?!!!!

A friend of mine is a hairstylist in LA. Years ago she introduced me to this male stylist named Bobby, and told me he played a character on the Hills. Having seen the Hills, I pish poshed the notion, because this guy was quiet spoken, but articulate, unlike the infamous Justin Bobby. He even dressed more hipsterish…

Excuse me, you mean "DESIESES."

Spencer! She's yelling at Heidi about it, I think this is right before the latter moved out. Related: The Hills is on Netflix for viewing pleasure.

Agree. Although Kristin is to be admired for her gold-digging skills.

I was the other person who watched Audrina! I was really hoping for a second season because I really wanted to see her sister continue being awesome and calling their mom out on her horrible behavior. I just can't with Audrina's mom and how she treats Audrina's sister like an unwanted step child. It was heartbreaking…

If you think I won't be buying this week's issue of Us Weekly, you are wrong and a sucky person.

u mad?

I want to be disappointed in my country's lack of creativity, and simultaneously relieved that we didn't exploit the First Nations for a costume, but for some reason I just can't stop laughing.

You know what? Considering all the things she could've been, this is seriously pretty fucking great. Ten out of ten; would wear.

Atlantis.

Technically Transformers is BOTH American and Japanese.