I don't think he's gay, I think he was a Roswell/Area 51 alien that got stranded here when his pod crashed and his human disguise is slowly deteriorating.

Oh, to be young again and to discover the big wide world of freedom and independence through being locked in a fully furnished and catered house full of cameras for weeks on end.

Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj trolled us with those outfits first.

No need to feel embarrassed! I've made these kind of "mistakes" with mixed raced people plenty of times. And really, are they mistakes? Kinda depends on how the people themselves identify with their racial background, as well as how society perceives them. Fuck the one drop rule.

I'm 100% Arab, and I would never dress up as a "sexy terrorist" or "harem girl" or whatever other stupid costumes there are. Because (1) I recognize that other Arabs exist and their feelings matter and I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE and (2) I don't get to wash up at the end of the evening and stop dealing with hassles at airports…

How I imagine the Oprah/Jenny McCarthy exchange went down, with Oprah as Don Draper:

our baby Ulysses

Being the most insufferable white woman at a brunch, I'm guessing.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...with another sport. And make sure you alienate those national team members and that sport by making fun of your small funding checks, so that you continue your tradition of sowing goodwill where ever you go.

Lenny Kravitz is just too damn good. Like, he ages backwards and just gets hotter. I am hoping his secret is just more scarves because I can totally do that.

My sister bought one of these. She also sold Mary Kay for a few months, so you can come to your own conclusions.

True story : You can now buy shake weights at the Dollarama (Canadian dollar store chain), unfourtunately, much like the t-shirt my brother in law bought me that says "I'm Rick James, Bitch!", it's not even a funny gag gift anymore.

So fair maidens, shake on, because there's still a chance that a continued Shake Weight exercise regimen may still equip you with a robust handie befitting the hammer of Thor himself.

I had a shake weight enthusiast give me a hand job once. She placed her hand on my penis and did nothing. After an uncomfortable silence she told me, "This is the part where you shake." To which I replied, "You've got your causation backwards."

The shake weight is not useless. It does an awesome job of separating suckers from their money.

What? But shake weights are based on science! Just like those belts you put around your waist to vibrate the fat right off your abs!

JUSTIN BOBBY!!! God, that takes me back years.

The author quite clearly wrote that he boyfriend is unhappy "most of the time." Whether their relationship is based on sex or not, and to whatever degree it is or is not, she acknowledges her boyfriend is unhappy. My suggestion is that a person who is unhappy "most of the time" can probably do better and should at…

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