And even then it was Zuckerman

If your mom pins Virgin Mary metals to the inside of your sweaters for when you have to fly we are totally hommies for life. My mom is what happens when Jewish people convert to Catholicism, they become super Catholics.

Does that mean that you guys are going to ease up on those of us who still go to Mass because our mom's make us so that she'll make Pancakes when we get home?

A white, affluent blonde woman has joined 'Fox and Friends. Fun was had by all.

Well, I guess they had to do boys vs. girls... they couldn't very well do blondes vs. brunettes.

If I say it once, I say it a thousand times..

If Jesus came back, and he wasn't blond, blue-eyed, white male, speaking fluent english and waving american flag, he'd be in BIG trouble.

The American dream is to work hard and achieve success. But as all minorities who achieve success learn very fast, you're then somehow no longer considered "a real American." i.,e. Obama, Miss America. Most people do not consider themselves racists but as soon as a minority achieves something a White person is not…

I thought Paraguay was two Uraguays.

The children. They have been left behind.

I fucking love it. I'm judging me. But not too hard, because I also love Electric Lady, so I'm not completely useless.

I wouldn't say her singing is totally irrelevant. Her voice is pleasing enough and she can convey a certain attitude in her voice at her best. She just has a lot of pros helping her out.

Um this is basically a feminist anthem no?

Love LOVE Britney an unhealthy amount and I love LOVE this song. I wish I could download it already. :(

I rather like that song, but I've liked a lot of her songs. I actually feel like one of her strengths, and I mean this sincerely, is that she doesn't write her songs or even rely too much on her limited vocal skills. She gets a lot of really talented producers and writers to make her sound good. I think that is why…

Best workout song I've heard in a long time! Can't wait to run in the am.

And I wonder who could be behind these rather alarming allegations. Perhaps a single small Gaulish amusement park holding out bravely against the invaders?

you know actually there is one part that I took liberty with, and that's that I didn't ask Mark where Kevin's room was. I believe I went with that in the re-telling in order to progress the story faster. In reality, a good amount of time passed after I filled my beer and saw the grommets & Kevin, and I had gone to…

anyway, i hope you become less sheltered & judgmental and more carefree as you age.

this was written for my myspace blog in '06, it's a copy/paste so please get over "the formatting" also, get over the pc thing, i don't use that term anymore but no one really was so concerned with that term a while back, like saying "gay" is now all un-pc but a few years ago you could call your friends that lovingly…