/ducks into conversation due to NBA relevance

I miss Oprah. She could be condescending and full of herself, and she didn't shy away from giving her dopey friends a full hour of TV when she wanted to, BUT she is the Queen of Talk Shows for a reason and there's a giant hole in daytime TV now that she's moved on. I can't get into any of these pretenders to the…

These remind me of that community college teacher who spent her summer in some exotic locale, doing research. She always came back wearing outfits of her newly adopted country, and working the place into every other sentence of her conversation. "Well, as they say in Senegal..."

I saw about three minutes of Bethenny (actually, the Zesty Guy segment) and was not super-impressed. At one point, she made a snarky/smartass/funny? comment that should have had her studio audience HOWLING with laughter. Silence. One notch up from crickets. I'll stick with Wendy Williams and her Hot Topics for my…

Little hard to believe.

If you ask me, it is simply the next step in hard-core investigative journalism. Laura could earn a Pulitzer nod with something like this!

"(P.S. Regardless of the age you tell me, don't be surprised if I ask to see your ID or Birth Certificate to verify)"

Thank God you posted the original link, I meet every individual one of these qualifications and I am going to rock this man's life.

Can someone please please please try to set up a date with this man, I'm thinking a "To Catch A Predator" set up - maybe "To Catch An Asshole"? I just can't help but want to see what happens next.

I would "rather" die alone and be eaten by my "dog" than date this guy. GUARANTEE #1.

I'll be honest, I couldn't get past the intro (because I have a life and I'm already reading a novel, thanks). But I notice that my photo has to be how I look "today" and not "yesterday". The quotes make me think that he, like me, maybe uses geologic time instead of our confining 24 hour time measurement system? In…

Jesus, can you imagine sitting across a table from a man spewing this nonsense and having to restrain yourself from CHOKING HIM OUT?

In his answer for #9:

Only reason a guy like this has an issue with gold-diggers is that he lacks gold. Otherwise he is exactly the kind of guy who wants to take it out in trade, whether you're a hooker, his girlfriend, or his wife.

if you reply to him how many email exchanges before the first "dick" pic

Yeah, there was a lot of emphasis on "inches" in that passage...which pretty much explains why he has to write this ad in the first place. ;)

This fucker here done broke his damn """ key. I can't. I really need to understand why people randomly quote shit. Jesus, be an editor.

I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week.

29) Question: Do "you" understand how to "properly" use quotation marks?