Trapped in a closet is a cinematic gem. I believe it began on the radio—a musical soap opera. Fans liked it so much that it became a film.

You didn't see it? Must have zoomed right past your eyes.

If I could afford a Birkin bag, I'd hold it that way too.

That would be like comparing New England to England because they both speak English.

OK, this may no be appropriate but I need to get it out: as a straight guy, I have found that there is a crazy disproportionate number of beautiful women in Quebec and I honestly suspect some kind of horrifying conspiracy.

The French have this fantasy that Quebec lives in a linguistic vacuum and the language hasn't changed since Les Filles du Rois and the Coureur de Bois were traipsing around. It's all very romantic to them and completely ignores the province as is. Some people argue that Québec French is more difficult to understand…

I'm actually surprised, because I had almost zero problems in Paris outside of CDG Airport, where one person was rude to me. Otherwise, I felt like the French outside of Paris were generally amazing, and the Parisians were just like the New Yorkers I dealt with every day, but in French.

I actually had no problems with that when I was in France as long as I apologized first for my lack of French in French. It was kind of funny. As long as you TRY, they're willing to just give you a pass.

Then why doesn't FB make a HackThis account that White Hats have permission to hack if they are able to to prove the vulnerabilities that the security team monitors? That way they can prove some of these problems without having to really hack accounts.

Well, Sherri Shepherd's tweet does give me new insight as to why I always feel like, any time she's not on the air, Hasselbeck is at home masturbating furiously to the fantasy of how right she is, rather than doing any research, learning new things, or meeting people with different ideas.

Well. Palestine didn't come to Israel, the Jews took over an area inhabited by Palestinian people repeatedly lobbied for their own nation only to have the post-war order hand colonization rights for an Israeli nation. Jews could have chosen Argentina FYI. It was offered and Jews were welcomed there.

Also it could be argued that for the black Jews living in Israel conditions may be similar to Nazi Germany for them as they are only allowed to live in certain areas and there are being evicted from apartments that are non black. They are being stopped to show identification and being deported as well. So it just…

There are some photos where Kiernan Shipka looks so strikingly like a young Emma Watson. This would be one of them.

VC Andrews' books, both her originals as well as the ghost-written series, had a HUGE resurgence in the 90s. You couldn't stand in line at the grocery store without seeing a VC Andrews book in the impulse buy section by the cash register. They were everywhere. And the were all the same: poor girl with a special…

On the other hand, these outfits might catch on with today's yoots.

Yeah I wasn't even impressed with how he did it. I mean, it's a pretty tired game anyway, but his rapping wasn't even good. Plenty of the people he named have been doing it a million times better for years, so I'm not sure why that would be what gets them to record again. Cool story, Kendrick.

FYI, homosexuality and pedophilia don't necessarily coincide. Most pedophiles identify as heterosexual.

And so...two normal steady incomes, vs. a quick 100k here and there and raise your gazillions children yourself (mostly) (and not do soft core octo anything). Which would you chose?

Can you imagine Kal Penn's outrage if someone tweeted, strip searching people who look like suspicious Muslim people just makes sense and has made air travel much safer.

Hmm, stop-and-frisk is all gravy for Kumar until his ass gets flagged by TSA at checkpoint for "looking suspicious".