Exactly! Everyone knows a proper lady blog should be 40% cat gifs.

When that happens, I'll be ready to drop her, but it seems a little foolish to condemn her for something she...hasn't actually done, because you think some day she might? I'm Miley neutral, I don't care about her one way or another, but geez.

You seem to think it's some foregone conclusion that she will jump to casually using the n-word. I've been a hip-hop enthusiast (and sometime DJ) for about 27 years now and I haven't reached that point. Hey... maybe she realized that she really loves hip-hop?

Hey, "Gossipmore", please save the sanctimony and preaching for someone else. Pointing out that 8 years ago, Hollywood was pushing some insanely unrealistic body standards is not body snarking. Besides, Lindsay and Nicole don't look anything like this anymore so I'm not sure what you mean by 'have'.

He's got to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum. To think this is an ok way of finding a life partner, the guy must be just failing to grasp some key part of regular human behaviour. I'm thinking not so much a douchebag as a rich guy who's wired differently to most of us. Not that I'd want to spend more than 30…

So her "secret flat stomach trick" is time travel? She really has fooled us all with the blonde hick schtick.

There's a reason why most activities that involve meditation take place in settings designed to minimize distraction. "Concentrate on your own damn self," may be a fun, snarky thing to say when you're the distraction, but it's really not fair to everyone else who pays to be there and pretty self-absorbed when you…

One of the ways in which it's possible to ignore the crowd is the fact that everyone's doing the exact same thing (or being perfectly still) at the exact same time. The proximity and the presence of huge floor-to-ceiling mirrors makes it very easy to observe the motion of others. If you can see someone fixing their…

It's not easy, and it's not for everyone. You are allowed to drink water, but they generally ask that you wait until the first couple of postures are out of the way before you start doing it and that you do it between postures, as opposed to right in the middle of them. Also, you can always take a knee (and have…

I'm always kind of hesitant about recommending this show to people. The first season was great at first, and then sort of...I don't know. The ending manages to be profoundly unsatisfying, but I still say I liked the first season on the whole. I watched about half of the second season before giving up on it, simply…

My last pseudo-dumping (friend-zoning? though I hate that term) landed me on a therapist's couch in tears with all of those feelings. I hate feeling like one person triggered all of this, but I know it's bigger, and so I'm trying to figure out how to handle it better for my own sanity.

Ugh. Realizing that the person you love does not love you back is such a horrible feeling. And the moment your realize it - often before s/he has come out and said it - is such a horrible state of panic because you suddenly KNOW the breakup is coming. It's like a split second that you can feel it and then you are just…

I don't know anything about Gregory, but is the theory about Anne Boleyn sleeping with her brother so wacky? It gets some treatment in Hilary Mantel's Cromwell series, but it's entirely possible that her history is equally creative.

The show is like... 8 season in. He's on KUWTK because his show got cancelled. No love for that asshole.

But the thing is, she;s better than a lot of working actresses. And I think also, she could get better.

Lasso: "How many countries are in this country?"

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.

Women's stomachs should be either concave or filled with fetus. There are no other options!

Could be that it's her healthy organs just hangin' out in her body. At least that's what my doctor told me when I asked her why my stomach was never 100% flat even when I was pretty thin in high school. She was like, "Because you have organs and ribs."
Me: But other—
Her: Nope. Organs.

Good lord, it's the satin and the lighting.