you know actually there is one part that I took liberty with, and that's that I didn't ask Mark where Kevin's room was. I believe I went with that in the re-telling in order to progress the story faster. In reality, a good amount of time passed after I filled my beer and saw the grommets & Kevin, and I had gone to…

anyway, i hope you become less sheltered & judgmental and more carefree as you age.

this was written for my myspace blog in '06, it's a copy/paste so please get over "the formatting" also, get over the pc thing, i don't use that term anymore but no one really was so concerned with that term a while back, like saying "gay" is now all un-pc but a few years ago you could call your friends that lovingly…

I didn't know what dick tasted like! I thought, hmm, irony! (get it? iron-y) oh i slay me.

Me, while reading: how long is it? BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988.
Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep,
the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath,
and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was
blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan.…

/ducks into conversation due to NBA relevance

I miss Oprah. She could be condescending and full of herself, and she didn't shy away from giving her dopey friends a full hour of TV when she wanted to, BUT she is the Queen of Talk Shows for a reason and there's a giant hole in daytime TV now that she's moved on. I can't get into any of these pretenders to the…

These remind me of that community college teacher who spent her summer in some exotic locale, doing research. She always came back wearing outfits of her newly adopted country, and working the place into every other sentence of her conversation. "Well, as they say in Senegal..."

I saw about three minutes of Bethenny (actually, the Zesty Guy segment) and was not super-impressed. At one point, she made a snarky/smartass/funny? comment that should have had her studio audience HOWLING with laughter. Silence. One notch up from crickets. I'll stick with Wendy Williams and her Hot Topics for my…

Little hard to believe.

Thank God you posted the original link, I meet every individual one of these qualifications and I am going to rock this man's life.

I would "rather" die alone and be eaten by my "dog" than date this guy. GUARANTEE #1.

I'll be honest, I couldn't get past the intro (because I have a life and I'm already reading a novel, thanks). But I notice that my photo has to be how I look "today" and not "yesterday". The quotes make me think that he, like me, maybe uses geologic time instead of our confining 24 hour time measurement system? In…

In his answer for #9:

Only reason a guy like this has an issue with gold-diggers is that he lacks gold. Otherwise he is exactly the kind of guy who wants to take it out in trade, whether you're a hooker, his girlfriend, or his wife.

if you reply to him how many email exchanges before the first "dick" pic

This fucker here done broke his damn """ key. I can't. I really need to understand why people randomly quote shit. Jesus, be an editor.

29) Question: Do "you" understand how to "properly" use quotation marks?