Why do people hate periods.

Yes because talking to Nazis in the 20s and 30s really convinced them of the errors or flaws in their argument.

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

I don’t think you understand math.

Is America not a first world nation anymore?

Yeah, it’s not like we’re currently watching a rift form in the federal government between those who follow the Constitution/rule of law and those that blindly do whatever the orange President tells them to. Nothing bigger going on at all, no sirree, just anothern random, isolated incident. . .

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

“they were encouraging users to go to some kind of ‘bounty’ site, where users collaborate to attempt to gather personal information on targets.”

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

Because this always needs to be repeated in these situations:

He is a notorious troll around here. Do not engage.

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

DRAG her. If we’re not safe, there is no one sacred in that administration, either.

Actually, we’re already there. He’s flexing his muscles. If he has the same kind of support in the US Military as he does in the Department of Homeland Security (SS by any other name the way they’ve been acting this weekend), then we’re fucked. DHS has enough ammo to kill everyone 3 times over by themselves, if I…

I feel like instead of being the frog in the pot, where the water is being warmed up so slowly it doesn’t realize it is being boiled, we are a frog that is suddenly thrown into a pot of boiling water, while simultaneously being eaten by turtles and being infected by flesh eating bacteria. Just like Trump’s campaign,…

If they thought I was a nasty, shrill, bleeding-heart, progressive, feminist liberal before, they haven’t seen anything yet.

Please dear god, do not leave us liberals in middle america stranded. We don’t want to live in the Republic of Gilead either.

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

This is the most logical place to me, as well. You can still wield a spear, dagger, shield, etc. while using a sword in the other hand. Your forearm is the most visible place to display scars that represent prior oaths, seeing as you'd look like a dork walking up to someone and holding your palm out, "And this line…