Love your allies. Destroy your enemies. Turn them into paste. Reduce their legacies to ashes and make sure that the only thing that remains of their reputation is scorn and disgust.

What a surprise, abuser is also a racist. Color me shocked.

I work for a service that schedules events and stays at pretty much every national park, and I can tell you from experience that you should be reserving spaces at the major ones at least several months ahead of time. For sites up to 6-8 people, the usual limit is six months out; for bigger sites (commonly referred to…

Enough that you probably could have bought a 1080 yourself.

“Do you”, short for “you do you”, meaning “do what you prefer”.

That’s it, everybody. Shut it down. Move along. We’re good here. The battle’s won.

My family raises chickens for eggs and meat, and I can confirm that washing them makes them spoil waaaay faster. Ours also taste better, but that’s probably because they’re free range and they don’t get shipped around for a month before consumption.

Just remove Trump from the running. That’s it. It’s obvious that— even if he isn’t complicit in Russian actions— he and his administration are tainted by this. If you’re at a party and everyone brought some alcohol to share and you suddenly found out that the creepy guy in the corner is a serial party poisoner, you…

America: *continues to smolder*

“I think when the lucky charm opened up the bucket, he seen the rainbow and seen the gold.”

My fondness for open plans really only extends to the summer months, when it allows natural light to wash over every inch and into every corner. During the winter months, it’s just a pain in the ass to heat. I’ve got a joined kitchen/living/dining room/office right now and god I’m regretting it.

I’d love this deal if I didn’t live more than an hour from the nearest Papa John’s... Thanks though!

I’d love this deal if I didn’t live more than an hour from the nearest Papa John’s... Thanks though!

I’m sorry to hear that.

I’m sorry to hear that.

I trust you’ll be having some excellent Black Friday coverage? I was just donated $160 for a new monitor from my lovely audience and I intend to get the biggest bang-for-my-buck possible.

I trust you’ll be having some excellent Black Friday coverage? I was just donated $160 for a new monitor from my…

My art (which, granted, is not deeper-meaning fare) thrives when I am happy.

Working all day save for the two hours for voting. I live in a solidly blue state. Hope to god I never have kids.

So nervous. So very nervous. Someone please barrage me with reassurances that Trump won’t be our next president. They won’t help, but they’ll... I don’t know! I just want this to be over.

My theory has always been that heightened empathy is more common in the creatively driven, and since modern conservative ideals are inherently selfish and non-empathetic, artists tend towards liberalism.

I wouldn’t even buy this shit if I were rich. Jesus fuck, I’d rather spend more than that on a bulk amount of the highest quality raw ingredients and give it to people on the street for free than order that shit.

Strongly considering a multi-roommate refugee kinda deal to Nova Scotia. Saw a newly residential former-church on there a couple months ago for only $18k. With 5,000+ square feet!