You only need to say this, really:

This was so damned exhausting. Everything that bloviating eggsac of rotten carrot mash said filled me with a white hot scorn. He is backpfiefengesicht incarnate. At one point I shouted “you motherfucker” so loudly I think my windows vibrated. The fact that he is still considered a valid presidential candidate makes me…

I’ve met a disconcertingly large number of people in the past who sincerely believed that astrology is a hard science. One of these same people also sincerely believed that a mile was exactly one thousand steps (no matter how long the stride). Another felt that the person who yelled the loudest or made the other…

He was trying to find the zipper.

Are you kidding me? I already can’t stand touchscreens with specks of dust or minuscule smudges on them from just touching them with my fingers. I’ve gotta clean those suckers every ten minutes, top to bottom! Now you want me to rub my goddamn face into it? Just picturing it made me slightly nauseous.

Heh.

I had severe technical issues, so I asked for a refund yesterday with only fifteen minutes of playtime since release day. I got it with no problems. I suppose they are making exceptions, but only if your time is very, very low or if you have technical problems.

*slow, uncaring shrug*

Yeah but I just had a 16-year-old Libertarian from a wealthy family assure me that the wage gap isn’t a thing, so there’s no cause for concern at all!

Top 5 hardest campgrounds to get reservations for:

My bet: The “disappointments” were unwanted children for a WASPy family of psychopaths.

Seems to me that categorically disassociating Muslim garb from “an outfit respecting good morals” is pretty dangerous thinking. Slippery slope.

“File not found”? N/A? Either works. I was not social enough for this to be even be a feasible situation in my teens.

Nothing for my Nexus 10 yet.

Don’t count on the shoes. I’m just over six feet and I still wear size 14W US.

No, you fools, don’t run! The surface is far too— hwargh!

Room 237 was great until it started talking about some bizarre conspiracy theories as if they were fact.

We raise chickens. They are gross, but adorable. And delicious!

With terrible deliberateness, Sol opened up.

That second picture is like the epitome of “casual cool”. Jesus.