You only need to say this, really:

This was so damned exhausting. Everything that bloviating eggsac of rotten carrot mash said filled me with a white hot scorn. He is backpfiefengesicht incarnate. At one point I shouted “you motherfucker” so loudly I think my windows vibrated. The fact that he is still considered a valid presidential candidate makes me…

He was trying to find the zipper.

Are you kidding me? I already can’t stand touchscreens with specks of dust or minuscule smudges on them from just touching them with my fingers. I’ve gotta clean those suckers every ten minutes, top to bottom! Now you want me to rub my goddamn face into it? Just picturing it made me slightly nauseous.

Heh.

I had severe technical issues, so I asked for a refund yesterday with only fifteen minutes of playtime since release day. I got it with no problems. I suppose they are making exceptions, but only if your time is very, very low or if you have technical problems.

Yeah but I just had a 16-year-old Libertarian from a wealthy family assure me that the wage gap isn’t a thing, so there’s no cause for concern at all!

Top 5 hardest campgrounds to get reservations for:

Seems to me that categorically disassociating Muslim garb from “an outfit respecting good morals” is pretty dangerous thinking. Slippery slope.

“File not found”? N/A? Either works. I was not social enough for this to be even be a feasible situation in my teens.

Don’t count on the shoes. I’m just over six feet and I still wear size 14W US.

No, you fools, don’t run! The surface is far too— hwargh!

We raise chickens. They are gross, but adorable. And delicious!

That second picture is like the epitome of “casual cool”. Jesus.

Every time I see these things I have to stop and actively control my urge to vomit.

Those who cannot do, judge with a big chair and a shiny red button.

Well crap. I always seem to get at these things late. Hm. Maybe I can find one used.

Well crap. I always seem to get at these things late. Hm. Maybe I can find one used.

Okay, so I mentioned about a week back that I was looking for New 3DS XL deals. I’ve seen $20-30 off the console itself, but I still haven’t seen any console + cable bundles that aren’t hilariously expensive or just out of stock.

Okay, so I mentioned about a week back that I was looking for New 3DS XL deals. I’ve seen $20-30 off the console…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (as if I need to; who’s hanging on my every word?): Hillary may not be quite as hippy-dippy as I’d like, but she’s a damned good start. Just because I’m not getting my favorite blackberry swirl ice cream doesn’t mean I’m gonna order shit in a waffle cone by voting for Trump or…

Holy SHIT.