Target market? :

But Blood Orange San Pellegrino is so good! Sooooo good, even. I haven’t been able to drink soda the same way since I had it. It’s just not as good.

Turns out that “Right to Work” laws simply mean that the employer has the Right to Work You.

I’ll be keeping an eye on this, but I definitely won’t be an early adopter.

I doubt it, but at least they could refrain from doing it with Tetsuo and Kaneda.

I don’t bet about anything.

As long as they don’t whitewash the cast, I’m... fairly optimistic about this. Not holding my breath, but it could be good.

Polo-khaki manager is a cool dude.

Noon? Amateurs.

Good.

It’s fucking awful. I’ll give you a paraphrasing on an actual conversation I had with a manager when I used to work in food service. I was pretty damned ill that day and called in six hours prior to the start of my shift to let them know I couldn’t be there.

“Get to”?

These people were ticking time bombs. If not Taco Bell, it would have been Arby’s or a Waffle House.

Every time I’ve tried Subway’s guacamole (three times, I’m an idiot), the person preparing the sandwich absolutely insisted upon slopping on a layer a full inch thick, leaving the sandwich nothing but a goopy, flavorless mess completely unable to be bitten into. Despite my repeated requests that they go extra extra…

I’m giggling almost constantly at the outraged reactions from all the edgelords that you’re somehow “not doing it right”. Of course you’re not taking it seriously. What else does this kind of nihilistic woe-is-me tantrum nonsense deserve?

You have the perfect reaction .gif to so many things. Makes me a little jealous, even though it shouldn’t.

Oh, it is here as well, but here it’s used almost exclusively by elderly WASPs.

*shudder* Something about “supper” makes me think of racism. I don’t know why.

The wait is unbearable.

“You thought it was going to be an officially licensed character...