Oh ok. So it’s just an unfunny story about a time a guy made a scrunched up face too. Got it.

Why would this remind you of that?

Yup. There’s a pretty clear path there, even if it isn’t one that means he’s not tagged out:

Yeah, Rizzo was outside the line until suddenly he wasn’t. You can literally see his path change drawn in the dirt where his foot dragged. Went completely out of the way to slam him and then had to fall back the other direction to land on the plate.

“Rizzo pretty clearly didn’t deviate from his path here...”

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

So not only do you not know the offside rule, you also don’t what ironic means.

More likely - he played at an extraordinarily high level for 5 years, got tired, had a family and the strains that come with it, and lost focus. The lack of time on the courts that Becker cites is probably much more responsible. You’re grasping for an explanation about herbal vitamins or some other weird diet thing…

Interesting photo. Looks like Israel is going for a two plate solution.

98% is a ridiculous number though, statistically speaking. Stonewall Marches have a lower % of gay females than the WNBA does if true

Pfft. Our marine animals make an ass out of themselves every Sunday.

A man playing football in a penguin suit is a peculiar spectacle. But a penguin playing football... Now you’ve lost me.

Hey, this is something we are looking into. Would you mind emailing us which town you live in specifically? Email me and Prachi, julianne@jezebel.com and prachi.gupta@jezebel.com. Thank you much.

You guys are nothing if not predictable.

Fuck off.

Spot the edgy 13 year old.

nah

Can’t

What does Anthony Weiner have anything to do with sports?