Putting Lionel Pimpin against Geor’quarious Spivey in the first round is criminal. 

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

I never love my father more than when I consider that he passed on handing down Lions fandom to me. That I went and picked the Redskins is my own personal failings, and I think an odd addition to the nature/nurture argument.

I'm from Tennessee. It's also funny there. Most of us has normal names. Michael, John, Stephanie, assorted cities and Irish last names for upper middle class girls, etc.

See? Florida always beats Tennessee.

hey man, leave the Flyers out of this

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Even though Tennessee saw they weren’t going to win, they still played Rocky Top dozens of times over the course of litigation.

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

As a former student at UT, I am absolutely gutted today. I loved going to their games. I loved running into them on campus or playing pickup basketball. I am so proud of that portion of our school’s legacy.

First they steal an MLS Cup, then our NBA announcer, and now our biggest university? What a year.

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There’s really no defense for it.

Dear Representative Daniel,

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

...“The sex has been broadly described as consensual”...

One can easily make the argument that both Cassius Clay and Ali, as 2 individual boxers separating the fights by the name they were using at the time were BOTH in the top 5. That pretty much puts a bow on it. G.O.A.T.