solitarypoet
Solitary Poet
solitarypoet

No, I don’t use adblockers. Personally I find it unethical. How do you think this website stays in business?

This is not food...

No, “I Dream of Jeanie” will still be a comedy but it will be raunchy and gender swapped. It will also be a massive hit that brings a new wave of classic Sitcom remakes, all also gender swapped. The Annie Griffith Show, I Love Lucio, Warlock’d (Bewiched), Guyget, Gillian’s Island, Batwoman, etcetera...

Anakin immediately uses the force to throw a wave of molten magma. “Now you have the LAVA ground!”

Last time I went (the only time I went) to Universal Studios there were women wearing nothing but short shorts bras as tops. This isn’t  half that bad. P.S. one of those women was pushing eighty.

According to an article I read, if you see a Bugatti it’s your duty to sideswipe it. I mean, aren’t we supposed to be making life a living hell for rich people?

Have the makers of these apps never seen any horror movies ever?

Somebody has to be the designated driver.

Because they have their own movies. It’s as simple as that. It’s like asking why Japanese movies don’t dominate the American/Canadian box office.

Personally I think that they should have gone the other direction and made him look like, you know, an actual hedgehog.

Wait a second, this guy isn’t Dan Brown...

Hmm... Moving closer to Mars really isn’t an option for me. Darn!

You should have said she was Elton John Jr. or the priestess of the sacred church of Elton John. Seriously, no five year old dresses like that, but Elton John on the other hand...

Infantilizing herself? Is that what they’re calling the Elton John style these days? I’d like to see the infant who can afford to dress like that.

Besides, what five year old can afford to dress like Elton John? The article title makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, since when do five year olds dress like Elton John? Where the heck does the article writer live where this is just “dressing like a five year old?”

If she want’s to dress like Elton John that’s her business. 

Yeah, I’ve never seen a five year old dress like that. Elton John on the other hand...

WETA’s got to hire these girls to play some nasty monsters. Better than CGI.

Going to be honest. I thought that this was a spin-off of “New Amsterdam.”