Hmm... Moving closer to Mars really isn’t an option for me. Darn!

You should have said she was Elton John Jr. or the priestess of the sacred church of Elton John. Seriously, no five year old dresses like that, but Elton John on the other hand...

Infantilizing herself? Is that what they’re calling the Elton John style these days? I’d like to see the infant who can afford to dress like that.

Besides, what five year old can afford to dress like Elton John? The article title makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, since when do five year olds dress like Elton John? Where the heck does the article writer live where this is just “dressing like a five year old?”

If she want’s to dress like Elton John that’s her business. 

Yeah, I’ve never seen a five year old dress like that. Elton John on the other hand...

WETA’s got to hire these girls to play some nasty monsters. Better than CGI.

Going to be honest. I thought that this was a spin-off of “New Amsterdam.”

Basically the Sega Saturn version of “Dark Seed” but with a cat theme.

ROFL! I read your comment in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. It’s perfect. As far as the exotic juices go, I’ve never really been into those Jumex brand Mexican drinks that I see at the store.

Monkey? Come on guys, you know better.

The sooner we eliminate all public record of her existence (including films and music), the sooner she will be forgotten and erased from history. I always enjoy watching racists become unpersons.

POGS! I used to love those when I was a kid. Turns out they had been around since the 50s and were just called milkcaps back then. I remember old people going “What? you guys still play milkcaps? I haven’t seen those in 40 years!”

I wasn’t particularly fond of the color myself until you used the word “battleship.” Now I want one with the number 53 painted on the side in the black military font used for the registration numbers on military craft.

I love every campy moment of it.

You think it’s the previous generation making fun of Millennials? Most people I encounter (if not all) who make fun of Millennials are people in the Millennial age group who don’t identify with them, and teens who think Millennials are pretentious hipster morons. I for one, “Millennial though I may be” think this game…

I can imagine. Even without climate change, beaches and shorelines erode constantly.

The sooner we make this a crime, the sooner we won’t have to deal with this anymore.

I am. Parents have a right to show of pictures of their kids, or throw away the junk they leave behind when they leave behind.