Those films are not canon. They were parodies.

...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

This is why trademarks over common words are stupid :|

I see no problems here...

It’s crazy how people are so opposed to an innocent little fetish. I guess this is Kotaku after all so the demographic is a little... off.

I thought this article was super interesting and I think it's great that people can satisfy their needs using videogames and a little imagination. I can't say the same things about this comment section though...

Thanks for informing us that you’re an asshole.

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.

Not at all remotely supporting the jailing but...

Right, because I’ve never seen a television show with strong language or controversial subject matter.

I watch my killcam all the damn time. It gives me insight as to how or where enemy players get the jump on me so I know better when approaching those areas again in the future.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

If they’re charging for those assets, I absolutely care.

It’s possible Batous eyes will be added later with CGI

You mean Obama’s FEMA department was there within 24 hours offering assistance and disbursing disaster checks, or how Obama called the Gov and said “would me showing up right now be any help” considering the strain on resources and security a presidential visit is?

It’s a good thing you were here to make this whole thing political.

Shoo! Shoo! This is not Gawker.

He’s Hanjo.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

You want dark? How about the flavor text for Phantump?