Why is it, when I look into the eyes of this Camry, that I see the wide-eyed deranged stare of a man with nothing left. A man with nothing left and who's just drank one too many spiced pumpkin latte's, and is ready to go ballistic on the nearest passerby with the half chewed stale rice krispie treat clutched in his…

237 hp and 2756 lbs sounds better, but I am biased...

Who decided to have the space-blanket models wear balaclavas? They look like they're going to an Al Qaeda-sponsored rave or something.

this armrest is very much the color of the artificial limbs of my nightmares, you know the one where every time you turn around and think it's someone you know all the sudden their face becomes distorted and they reach out with their Swedish plastic arms like zombies?

he's got plenty of cash to take it to a drag strip or a few other choice events to celebrate speed like the standing mile events or the rolling 1/2 mile air strip attacks.

"But when were driving in my Malibu

Always enjoyed a good vent window.

Floor mounted high beams!!!

You could insert it into one of the abused animal commercials and no one would bat an eye.

I suspect this will show the absurdity of the Porsche bubble.

M5 interior is not much better unless you are a beaver

Tavarish, I've been a huge fan of your work since before you were a regular Jalopnik contributor, but I do have to point out (as someone who has dabbled in flipping cars and projects) that there is a distinct difference to purchasing what I've come to define as a "real" car and purchasing a flippable "project" (in a…

The S8 is a luxary car mean't for crusing. It would be nice to hear Pandora through the $6300 sound system.

That's bothered me for a long time - the fact that while it takes somebody a lot of time, money, certifications, testing and re-testing to be licensed to drive a bus or semi-truck, 88 year-old FuckStick McGee can go out and buy an RV the size of a Greyhound bus and is considered fully qualified to drive it with the…

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

So Disneyland Paris.

Uh, Tavarish, just to jog your memory, you did THIS to the dash of said S500:

My girlfriend wanted me to buy one of these when I was convertible shopping, because she had a kid and wanted a car that could drive the whole family around.

'Solara? Meh.' - Honda

Best I can do is an advertisement featuring a Toyota Camry Solara Hawaiian shirt.