I really like the vest!

You think that's bad? Remember when the prophet Muhammad gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga?

Apropos of nothing, here is Family Guy

The answer is the massively popular Hearthstone, I'm afraid. Blizzard has immortalized him as a playable Legendary Minion that possesses Charge (can attack on the turn he is played), and summons two whelps, each with a paltry 1 ATK and 1 HP for your opponent. If that wasn't thematically perfect enough, his soundboard…

TIL "jungle fever" is apparently something still said unironically

"rarely seen Lynch short films and classics"

Perhaps they should have considered a different name for this show? The Alcoves? You use this word? Alcoves?

::: collects the neat looking little cannon cards, doesn't do anything with them :::

Bye Bivalve Birdie

No one wants to watch a movie about Ted Cruz

RTD's flops usually fall into "So bad it's good" territory, for me. Whereas Moffat's trying to out-clever himself often actively grates.

Kill the Moon also was upsetting to me because it really cemented that Alasdair and I were on two different wavelengths for what made for good NuWho, and he's one of my favorite reviewers on this site.

"Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!"

Chords like C# and B7sus2, to name just two!

Talkin' bout my fudge machine

Christians don't believe in gravity.

Here's looking at you, Gold!

The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Dowd, hurry and quickly remove any implications that this movie is any way based on World of Warcraft and swear on your mother it's just predicated upon the original Warcraft game, lest this review is overrun with a Horde of pedants calling you a hack and impugning everything you've ever done. We shall not see the end…

SNORE-craft - what a CHORE-craft, son of a WHORE-craft!