Breaking: A.A. Dowd is not Pro-Choice!

Augh, I missed this dealing with my sick dog. So happy Venture Bros. is back!

I feel deep shame. Galavant seems like it was engineered in a lab to fit my tastes, and I've not given it a single watch yet. From what it sounds like, it'll be worth revisiting, and I'm looking forward to the non-stop climb in quality from the first episode on.

Incorrect, for I love Home Movies!

[Triggered]

"Gregor Samsa awoke one day to find he was a bug. He had like, six bitchin' bug legs, that made kinky sex really easy."

You askew my mirror: I askew yours. Yin: Yang.

Ugh, just when I thought I wouldn't have to read the phrase "inner goddess" ever again, Newswire strikes back.

Wrote an essay in film class about the sublime diegetic/non-diegetic sound interplay just in the first five minutes of the film. This is to say nothing of the ingenuity of Lubezki in fabricating these seamless long takes where the camera movement defies logic, but is so visceral that you are unaware and completely…

Later World! Smell my ass!

Murder by Death? That's no way to die. A parachute not opening: that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine; having your nuts bit off by a Laplander - that's the way I wanna go!

Also, it crucially means they aren't going to kill either Bobbi or Hunter, especially as some depressing and tried fridging method for putting the other on a dark path.

*spitefully chucks individual Crazy Bones at your stupid stack of Pogs cuz mine is nowhere near as cool plus my slammers suck*

"That place is big enough to hold Turtle stuff!"

I expressed my annoyance about Patty being spectacularly mishandled, so now, best moments time:

The ultimate middle finger to the viewer was that they thought it could somehow be sustained or heightened by dragging it out across an entire episode. If you want Patty to leave the show without a real compelling reason: fine, you've done it before - we get it. Have her pack up and go, give Barry a "this isn't…

Come on. He's 6'2", he's square-jawed, and he's jacked.

I know it's pronounced "bye-oh-pic", but I just can't help pronouncing it "bye-ah-pic" with the stress on the second syllable. My situation is hopeless, Christian - but you can still get fat!

Everyone knows Perkins tastes best in the morning

"There is creativity for validation and there is creativity for survival … I didn’t know what I wanted to say. Didn’t know how the ink would stick to the page, how to let go of the anxiety or the suffocating fear that latched onto my vocal cords. I had to figure out how to use my voice again."