soliloqui
Soliloqui
soliloqui

Before I was a parent I might have agreed with you. Now however I realise the value of some time with the tablet for a toddler. There are some absolutely fantastic fun, educational apps aimed at young children and whilst I’m not saying they should be left unaccompanied with it for hours, I think sitting and playing

Ha! Cheated from you Leo, and passed!
A seasoned cheat knows that when you can't read the words, you count the lines and match the format ;) (Not that we ever had bloody multiple choice 'Pop Quizzes'. Ugh, the essay questions. These dolphin whippersnappers don't know how easy they've got it!)
Also, you didn't do nearly

No need to be mean, I think he's a very fine figure of a man and I like the cut of his jib! Your jib however needs to learn some manners.