If I was his neighbor, I would force-choke that noisy bastard to the great beyond.

get out.

1990 Ferrari Testarossa. A 14th Birthday present from my Mom. :)

Hidden in plain view: Subaru BRZ

100% this.

Mother fuckers need to get over this chosen one bullshit.

Then I guess it comes with a pair of Skrullcandy earphones...

This wing is a crime against humanity.

Man, fuck all the haters here. Yes it’s clumsy and has numerous exposed weaknesses; yes, there are about a zillion more effective weapons systems in existence... But who the hell cares? It’s a first step. Can’t we just appreciate that it’s happening and that whoever does it next will improve upon it, as will the next…

One of the few advantages to moving to central Florida a couple of years ago...Disney and Universal Studios...plus friends who work at the parks...maybe I should rent rooms out to fellow io9'ers who want to visit those places!

“Say ‘but I need to go to the bathroom’ one more time, and I’ll toss you into the lava.”

That secrets of the empire logo looks like the jurassic park logo.

Call me crazy but isn’t that Ash Ketchum from the pokemon anime?

I was hoping the headline was

WHITE WEDDING - PART IV: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (Sorry, i had to do it)

So they are just going to replace him meaning the actor or replacing Bruce Wayne as Batman. Because I think this would be a great opening for this...

Is it from K-Tel? Please tell me it’s from K-Tel.

I think I know just what we need!