Assume a spherical and homogeneous twitch streamer.

Normally I wouldn’t even dignify this with a response, but today it’s particularly hilarious because one of the articles linked at the bottom of this post is this: http://kotaku.com/sources-destiny-2s-first-dlc-will-star-osiris-add-a-n-1798630605

Show us on the Cayde-6 doll where Bungie touched you...

The beta got you one story mission, one strike and some PvP to fool with. It barely scratches the surface of the game. It’s nowhere near boring, but obviously, enjoyment of a thing is relatively objective. Yes it gets grindy. Yes it gets repetitive. Yes it’s aggravating. Yes I’ve put up with all that for 700+ hours…

The beta had very little to actually do. Unless you want to sit and pvp all day, the beta was next to worthless.

Bad take dude

Dammit, Penny Arcade. Lupus is wolf. Canis is dog. “Lupursine” is both more accurate and the phonemes match better between “us” and “urs”

It’s about ethics in lycanthropy, actually.

I miss Yannick. I loved his LoL articles. T^T

Blizzard doesn’t care about 2v2 and I don’t think the majority of the player base does either

Resident Evil. OG version. My uncle rented it the week it came out. Played it for an hour and I was hooked.

Thank you!

I think is also about how the traditional sports celebrations are done in a locker room WITH SHOWERS. Immediately after the champagne celebration they can just jump in to get cleaned off. Who the f wants to walk around soaked in champagne?

Yeah. Nobody in the history of ever became a professional gamer by playing games for fun. And it’s not a job that you do from nine to five on five days a week; it’s a job that you do from nine to nine on seven days a week. You do absolutely nothing except practice and practice and practice and practice that ONE GAME…

They have names as well as titles/descriptions. The interface shows the one that the players tend to use more often. To use one of your examples, Crystal Maiden’s name is Rylai. Everyone calls her by her title though so that’s what they show. On the other hand, there’s another hero named Sven the Rogue Knight, which…

nah that guy just really fucken hates magic

Blizzard and Valve already settled the legal terms of the copyrights and infringements. They did so amicably. An entire event in Dota was built on this actually, as they had to rename Skeleton King to Wraith King and they changed his appearance (it was about infringing on Leoric’s design). There’s nothing left to…

He’s officially called Furion, Nature’s Prophet in DotA.

You’d like to think that, but no. It’s not just a bunch of kids who don’t know better yet. It’s an endemic problem to a heteronormative, racist, misogynist white patriarchy. It’s not a few bad apples spoiling the barrel. The orchard is rotten.

Ummmm... isn’t that almost a textbook definition of “urban”? Rephrasing what you wrote... Almost all of the population lives in a small area.