True that.

I'm going to murder her husband in the next few days.

I live a fantastic life, sir, but THAT is a pink penis, no way about it.

When I look at the Purple Sweet Potato Kit-Kat wrapper all I can see is a Pink Penis.

That man can still play a mean bass.

I may be ENTIRELY wrong here, but I don't think they're micro-transactions. Micro-transactions in games (for example IAP currency in just about any mobile game) are temporary, can run out, and must be purchased again if you want more. I believe this qualifies as Downloadable Content, usable in every save file you…

"I got my Wii U and my PC, so I'm happy," This is Me 100%.

The part at 2:00 gives me shivers

Let's all just take a minute to appreciate how awesome CKII's music is.

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER

I hope they do insult sword fighting next!

If you're in the mood for permadeth, play any version of Fire Emblem.

It won't fall behind. The motor brings one ball up every 60 seconds. It doesn't rely on the balls to run the motor, only to indicate the time. As long as the belt maintains its speed, it tells time accurately.

I play mine all over the house. We have a steel framed, 2 story house. I left my WiiU upstairs, and I could play down in the living room on the Pad. The range was glorious.

I just finished Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective on my iPhone... and holy wow was it amazing.

This is me exactly

Define good. I have a good setup and I run this at full on a 5760x1080 on max settings at 40-50 fps.

....that long for a one phrase reference?

This is the only unlocking/hacking videogame minigame I will allow

You cared enough to post about it.