I’m still convinced that Avengers Arena took place in a simulation and nobody died. I mean, that was literally the only time Arcade’s traps killed anyone in-story.

I remember watching the actual show and kind of rooting for Dat Phan because of all of the bullying that he endured (Last Comic Standing’s enduring legacy, for me, was acknowledging that comics are kinda dicks) but the kid shouldn’t have won the show. It’s not just that Ralphie May had better material (though his…

But what if ours is better?

I may have purchased three. In my defense, one was for Alex McLevy.

It’s short for Jacker.

A fun thing to do when you’re bored is turn Simpsons quotes into Rupi Kaur poems.

Better than my grandfather, who only realized it was his anniversarywhen my mom called him at work asking why he was so late coming home on his birthday, and then had to be picked up from a store because his car was stolen while he was buying a tree. To this day, nobody knows why he thought a tree was the thing to…

And yet he managed to do it without taking a huge dump on immigrants, muslims, LGBTQ citizens, environmental science, our international allies, or Puerto Rico.

Obama is not without fault, and there are absolutely valid criticism of his tenure as President.

But don’t give me this “he’s just as bad” false equivalency…

I appreciate you reading, truly.

Dear Mr. Kevin Pang,

To clarify for the young people on this site, Babbage’s was a “store” located in a “shopping mall” where you could buy video games that were placed on “shelves.”

Just curious, are you saying that you are proud of your theft?

It’s just the Kinjamprove extension, the original looks as awful as ever.

We came, we conquered, we wrote third-party browser extensions to fix typesetting.

Yes, it was very surprising to everyone that people into pop culture minutia were both 1) into aesthetics and 2) capable of being pedantic obsessives.

Apparently there was a Kinjamprove update yesterday.

Did Kinja actually change something? I’m seeing a different font and now the comments are in the middle of the page instead of cast to a side so I guess, progress?