A fun thing to do when you’re bored is turn Simpsons quotes into Rupi Kaur poems.

Better than my grandfather, who only realized it was his anniversarywhen my mom called him at work asking why he was so late coming home on his birthday, and then had to be picked up from a store because his car was stolen while he was buying a tree. To this day, nobody knows why he thought a tree was the thing to…

And yet he managed to do it without taking a huge dump on immigrants, muslims, LGBTQ citizens, environmental science, our international allies, or Puerto Rico.

Obama is not without fault, and there are absolutely valid criticism of his tenure as President.

But don’t give me this “he’s just as bad” false equivalency…

I appreciate you reading, truly.

Dear Mr. Kevin Pang,

Way back in 1993-94, I was the co-editor of my high school’s literary magazine, and I pushed for Papyrus for the title page and the descriptions of each section. My co-editor, who was brilliant and way ahead of her time, was not fond of it and kept asking me, “Are you sure?” She gave in. I am an idiot.

Do you feel better now, edgelord?

Aww, she’s done perverting black culture for her own benefit? That’s sweet.

I feel like Teen Vogue said everything that needs to be said about nu-Miley with that “Miley Cyrus Wants to Be White Again” headline.

Good lord. Miley Cyrus changes her image more often than I change my underwear.

cool, everything you just said is super wrong.

Okay so lets rip apart this stupid coding joke

Ah, yes. I’m sure you’re right. I’ve heard of the efforts of Riker to popularize the tales of that era but haven’t gotten a chance to download them onto my stash of PADDs here on my moon. So I’m probably out of date on research into Vulcan history... [Seriously, that aspect of Enterprise was always particularly…

Completely agree. It was a visually beautiful tale, professionally put together, well-acted, demographically right-on. But with a disturbing ethic at its core. Captain Phillipa sticks to the “the Federation doesn’t shoot first” principle and is punished for it, while Sarek and Burnham come across as pragmatic,…

It’s just the Kinjamprove extension, the original looks as awful as ever.

We came, we conquered, we wrote third-party browser extensions to fix typesetting.

Yes, it was very surprising to everyone that people into pop culture minutia were both 1) into aesthetics and 2) capable of being pedantic obsessives.

Apparently there was a Kinjamprove update yesterday.

Did Kinja actually change something? I’m seeing a different font and now the comments are in the middle of the page instead of cast to a side so I guess, progress?