Usually putting on a football helmet just slowly takes away your mental powers.

That’s the problem with you people in Nashville, always second fiddle to San Francisco.

Literally any job with a commission payment structure is cutthroat and catty. And the people that last the longest and are the most successful are the ones who are the most cutthroat and the most catty. That’s the problem with any sales position.

Still no cups with Argentina

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

“lesbian separatist pizza party!!!”

Really filthy stuff in Utah = “Ebony cursed daughter of Ham gets into Heaven as not a servant”

Considering porn has existed literally since cave paintings and the birth of the spoken word it’s really done a piss-poor job of ruining humanity so far.

it typified the conservative approach to the issue in predominantly Mormon Utah, which has—at least in recent history—served as the cultural heart of the war on pornography

MLS is basically run as a Ponzi scheme, and these other leagues are aspiring to be as successful as them.

I dunno, it looks like they just relegated the entire damn league.

If you wanna find hell with me, this movie will show you what’s it’s like.

Jim Brady for sure calls his wife a bitch under his breath, from a different room...15 minutes after they’ve talked. But still, in front of his kids.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

You guys texted before posting, didn’t you?

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

It means: Enjoy your stip-search, Mohammed.

The Gators radio call? No, no, no. That’s not what we want. We want the Tennessee radio call.

#alwayshighlighttruthers

Or for the same amount of money you could fly to Colorado, stay a couple of nights in a very nice hotel, rent a tricked out Jeep, run Black Bear pass, and still have a few hundred left over for food and drink.