WE NEED MORE ROUNDABOUTS!

He took his helmet off on the field. Should have been a penalty on the defense. First down with an untimed play. Don’t believe me, just ask the Browns.

+1 You deserve the #COTD nomination for this post IMnsHO

I had to have a tranny rebuild after hitting a small chunk of concrete (size of a pineapple). I was in 4th gear when I hit it and realized I shouldn’t shift into 5th. The debris hit the transmission housing and bent the shift shaft. Transmission fluid was leaking out the seal and I knew it was going to be over $1K…

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

I was gonna go with, “People who put people in flimsy hydraulic towers in 50 mph winds shouldn’t throw stones” but I like yours better...

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

Uh, the fact that 62 is a smaller number than 73 is the reason why Stanton’s number will not stand as the home run record. (There’s also the juiced ball, but we don’t even need to look that far into it, because... he’s not going to set the record for most home runs in a season!)

Could you talk more about how you’ve recruited and crafted this dogshit football team here?

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

To be fair, Lalas quit playing on a middling European side for a big MLS payday before it was cool.

Because most of the week ESPN makes money by talking about and ‘debating’ controversial topics. However, I’m sure the Cowboys play a Monday Night game this year (because they always do), and Jon Gruden won’t say a thing about Ezekiel Eliot other than how great he is at running with a football.