But I think JJ Watt would impale him with a flagpole

There is a 3rd thing they should do that they probably won’t; sign the best available QB off free agency.

People love it when black guys break into places and start doing whatever they want, right?

In Bill Cowher’s NFL, players work for tips.

“Don’t let the contract stand in the way,” Cowher added. “If you play, you will get paid ... Colin, prove me wrong.”

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Yeah, if only he had mentioned that exact thing and said that the score wasn’t necessarily indicative of how the game went.

FIFTEEN POINTS, little man....

What’re you guys talking about?

We get it, Alex. You went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

LOL ‘Followers’, I guess you can’t be a journalist without being a social media darling any more.

He’s an Emmy winner for covering extreme weather. And it’s not his first rodeo, he’s been doing this longer than the average reader of this website has been alive.

It’s their job.

Whoa, I like that my Wrangler is still worth roughly the same amount I paid for it 6 years/75k miles ago

Maybe this will help drive down the ridiculous prices on used Jeep Wranglers.

Jello Biafra would be amused if not proud

Leakin’ oil in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I needed gas and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

The money doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends
That’s how this country’s run
Defenders are the best friends I ever had
I fought the law and I…

The Obama administration has admitted that it doesn’t have the resources to follow suspected terrorists. But, it has apparently managed to find enough resources to round up “illegal” SUVs.