THE best. 

So, my mother’s sorority roommate’s daughter got married this past summer in the ritziest and most canned sequence of events I’ve ever attended. The bride is in her late 30s and wanted A Wedding (tm). Her parents are divorced and her mother spends every penny of her alimony trying to keep up with her former lifestyle-…

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

My SIL’s shower has hands down become a family legend. Brunch theme, hired an omelette man caterer to come and, as you guessed, make omelettes on demand to people’s orders. One of the grandmothers brought out her lovely crystal wine glasses to use for mimosas. Omelette man arrives with an assistant-it’s a young guy…

I work with someone who has been making his female colleagues feel unsafe for years. We have exhausted all internal options for getting him disciplined, and HR confidentiality prevents us from learning what, if any corrective action has been taken. Those of us who have gone out on a limb to report his behavior have…

Team Latrice all the live long day!

It’s close: Latrice is the most beloved queen of all time but Manila might be the most well-rounded competitor the show’s ever seen. She can seriously do it all. I’m rooting for both of them. #Latrila

Definitely Team Latrice. I want Untucked back for this season just so I can hear Latrice laugh at everyone’s antics. Best laugh ever.

This really is peak white girl. (We really are the worst. Especially in packs.)

OK, so black guys cooking out at a park? Call 911. Bunch of white girls commandeering part of a subway car to throw a party, annoy everyone else, and then leave a mess and not so much as the Transit Authority hops on to tell them to knock that shit off and clean up their crap. Okey dokey.

The kind of spontaneous when you just happen to be carrying a load of party decorations, a load of party food, a cake, presents and a fucking table.

I could see bringing food on the train being spontaneous, because they could have just gotten takeout, but conveniently having a table with you to set up on the train with no planning? That smells like bs to me. 

This person is an asshole. First of all, a reservation fell through? There are 100 million restaurants in this city just walk LITERALLY NEXT DOOR. Second of all, our transit system is garbage as is and while there doesn’t seem to be many people on the train in the blurry shot posted here, any kind of disruption to my…

Ugh I read the comments on the original post. The number of people calling her “iconic”.....either the bar is low or the meaning has been watered down.

I once saw a man shit into a cardboard box while waiting for the L train. I now consider that the second most offensive thing I’ve ever seen in the subway.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

spontaneous my ass.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

No matter how bad your life is, you will look at these beautiful people in their cute outfits and perfect hair and cool job and awesome social lives and be like, “Oh my God, at least my life isn’t as crappy as theirs.” It’s super entertaining!

Truly the best show on television.  And sure, you could start with season 7 and nothing would be lost, but since you have a full month til the premiere, I recommend starting from the beginning.