Dude, they hide the actual jizz. If you’re like me and are constantly getting jizzed on, they’re a life saver.

The Flames’ Matthew Tkachuk took the opportunity to spear the Detroit player as he stepped off the ice, and Witkowski came back to get the last word.

“even with expected contenders Minnesota and Dallas yet to get going.”

I feel like we’ve learned that rule changes and goalie equipment size isn’t really the solution to more goals in the NHL.

Chelsea Dagger needs to be retired.

The new white collars on their jerseys make them look like goddamn Quakers.

Oh, the Red Wings have a new shithead on their team? Cool.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

I’ve seen him play in Pro-Ams. He’s a fast, skilled PG. Good shot, good passing. Too bad he’s 4'11". Also a shame about the whole “being Justin Bieber” albatross.

You’d be amazed how many people don’t recognize this.

I mean, with a kinja name like that, coupled with that avatar, I suppose I naturally assumed you were a cultured individual without the humblebrag.

Really looking forward To the weekend, you guys

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

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I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

I keep watching that expecting coins to pop out of his head, a la Mario.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

*Gasp* YOU were the ghost! Twist!

This site is just overrun with Scipio fanboys.