WRONG! I support player safety because I need David Johnson to anchor my fantasy team. If he goes down, I’m screwed.

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

Zackly

In his defense, the Whtiehouse is a silly place.

“You play a kids game for a living.”

So if he stays in the USA he supports slavery? 🤔

However you didn’t mind getting a 4 year free ride at UVA, founded by a slave owner.

Thanks. These were good takes though.

If it helps, his general political position is like a Ron Paul libertarian. That doesn’t make him wrong about any of this (especially the one about what liberals thought of him before all this) but it may help you to keep some distance.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Chris...don’t you make me like you.

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

That Otter be a penalty or something.

yeah but basketball was better in the 90s *eye roll while making wanking motion*

Has anyone floated the “Durant fled OKC because he didn’t want to play in Westbrook’s shadow” take yet?

It’s good to keep this in mind when talking about what kind of player Westbrook is. He’s often talked and written about in the most visceral and primal terms—that’s not a bad thing, really, because the game roars when he’s in it—but Westbrook is as precise as he his punishing. You don’t average a triple-double in…

I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

Sure, then Kessel just gets the puck earlier. The default 2 on 1 strategy for a D is to play the pass and not the puck. You want to force Malkin to shoot from a non-ideal angle. Sometimes it’s just not possible.

As a person who was born in, and has always lived in, the south (yeah, it actually is a fucking embarrassment a lot of the time), I admit that I don’t understand hockey all that well, but I love it when I watch the occasional game, and am always fascinated by what these guys can do and how unbelievably tough they are.…

I’ve come to the belated realization that Pokemon Go is less like an actual Pokemon game and more like a Safari Zone simulator.