The irony of course is that whoever stole the Jersey because of its value, just killed his ability to sell it

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

When a gif becomes actual real life

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

And with that, Julio Jones’ incredible performance is turned into the equivalent of a pat on the head and a ‘you did good, too!’, which sucks, because he was fucking incredible last night.

Oh I’m not apologizing for the team winning or for being happy about it; that’s my point. I honestly don’t know how fans of other teams expect me to react when they call me names or whatever. To stop cheering for my team or to feel bad about it, or myself? Please.

Stop apologizing. The whole point of sports is to be happy when your team wins.

Also, who’s watching Gronk? I hope no one let him eat the confetti.

One sliver of hope remains... Jill Stein has already raised 3 dollars and 47 cents for a recount of the final score.

You guys can hate us in Boston all you want. Honestly, most of us deserve it. And I would too if I were in your shoes. I don’t think anyone should ever expect people outside their city to be fans of their home sports teams.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

He’s pretty good at football though.

I just think it’s funny how people are shitting on boston/MA fans for Trump b/c of Brady and Belichick (which, yup, fuck them. Brady is an idiot and I cannot fucking stand seeing Belichick’s mumbling, grimacing mug on the news on a near daily basis - truly, it is a punishment so consider that for a moment and have…

And yet, somehow, both losses were to Eli Manning.

I’m a falcons fan, and I promise you there is no God.

Oh I’m more than OK with this- one of the biggest choke jobs of all time, and the scapegoat becomes head coach of the 49ers immediately after.

THANKS OBAMA

Take solace in this. Trump reportedly left his own party in the 3rd quarter because he was unhappy. He only saw the Patriots losing, and as soon as he left the Patriots turned it on.

Silver lining: we all may not have much time left to remember the game.

Lots of motherfuckers coming through on the live mic as the trophy makes its way to the stage.