Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Drick Bernstine is a name that has it all. Familiar yet exotic; waspy yet Semitic; sacred yet profane. Anagrams to Inbred Kin Crest. Everything.

I think right now, President-elect of the United States, but other than that . . . nope.

You won, you giant fucking baby. Is there a profession more full of thin-skinned dickheads than college athletics coach?

To be fair, the 12th man stuff is lame as fuck.

Yeah, this one was just plain stupid. At least it looks like he is apologizing for it. (Sort of.) I suspect we will hear more from him, though. He is at least starting on the path of taking ownership of it.

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

same thing make you laugh make you cry

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

The artwork for this post is fantastic. Props to whomever did it.

Just like my gutsy call to take Prilosec after I found blood in my stool.

Talib 2-2 in being morally right in the past 2 weeks. 2016 is weird.

You know you did something stupid when Talib is the voice of reason

- Dez Bryant

It shows you how far the Lions have come lately that they now need the refs’ help to lose

“We are renaming it Taiwannasee.”

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.