What if Odie married Garfield?

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

May I submit for your consideration, the Cleveland Zone.

Love this guy. I like this.

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

Well. San Diego is also a very nice place.

Wow, pretty cool. I would love to jump off that thing into the water.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ONE OF THOSE BIRDS?

Breaking2: Marathon Boogaloo

Hard to ignore putting up those goal totals a rookie but I also favor more of the well-rounded players so your point isn’t lost on me at all.

Keep in mind though that Laine has been playing more on Little’s line lately than when he started the year with Scheifele so it’s worth keeping an eye on.

I don’t know about easily being their best player. He’s not leading the team in points. He’s scoring goals right now but that’s about it.

Cheap shot, bro. I happen to know from backchanneling him that Pryor is a valued contributor to my Hip Hop Heads sub-Reddit in which he just made a thought-provoking post about the cultural impact of Illmatic through the decades. I’m working on a response piece right now arguing that Illmatic is really more of a…

You shouldn’t wagyu fingers when your beef be too soft. Not everyone is as tender as they are, so you should ground your beef or sit there stewing in anger. Instead, trim the fat and chuck the BS and sear towards future contests.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

counterpoint: fuck the habs

I’m excited to understand that entire sentence.

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins