That really made me smile (and want a gas station hot dog). I hope your thanksgiving was wonderful if you’re in the US.

Fisher: “We’re not going 7-9!”

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

I, to my great shock, have to actually give credit to Collingsworth as I thought he was excellent in commentary for this game. I almost think he has a lot better chemistry with Tirano, is that his name, as he seems to be more focused on the game and explaining the many things happening in it. The dude has a brilliant…

Add more garlic to them, that’ll make them taste better.

I am firmly convinced with donuts it’s the complete opposite. The older/shittier the place, and the cheaper the donut, usually the better.

Honeybutter was the worst meal I’ve had in recent memory. Who goes to the expense of organic free range chickens and then debones them before cooking? The mac and cheese is worse than Kraft. Their drinks suck and they are way too expensive. Popeyes is 10 time better!

(shhhh i know the joke didn’t work that well, just go with it)

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

The Blue Door pub in Minneapolis. Three locations with the best burgers ever to exist. I’ll fight anyone over it.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Not sure, but this oral history was published not too long ago:

Is this in the Deadspin Hall of Fame? It should be.

Dock Spiders are undeniably cool, but not as scary as Barn Owls

To be fair, that would actually be a pretty splendid day for Jim McMahon.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Appropriate that the socks don’t show him actually catching a ball, just attempting to.

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.