That was the biggest problem with AFFC. If he’d divided the characters between AFFC and ADWD a bit better, I don’t think ADWD loses much, but AFFC gets a lot more fun to read.

This is awesome.

Price hasn’t been his normal self, that’s true. He has been better than a lot of people think though. The team hasn’t been good, and a lot of the goals he’s given up have been good goals. The Habs haven’t been limiting good chances like they usually do, which has hurt Price’s numbers. I expect he will bounce back…

Except Domi, Marner, and Tkachuk all played in London. The Knights are still the London Knights, the Otters are just catching up.

Got beat to it.

One of those plays where Malkin just looks like he can do whatever he wants on the ice. Biggest omission from the all-time top 100 I can think of. He’s ridiculous when he’s on, and still very solid when he’s not.

Now you will see lots of Sentrets.

Nobody even mentions Milwaukee as a possible expansion city. Why is that? I feel like a Milwaukee team would do great financially.

Bite your tongue. I’m a bitter Leafs fan. Twice the bitter, none of the French.

(welcome to Canada; our teams are bad at hockey now)

I can’t imagine he will leave Tampa at this point, as the team is (supposed to be) in their prime. However, I do think he will eventually make his way back to Detroit.

To be fair, Brendan Shannahan is no longer the head of DoPS. Their decisions still make no sense.

This is so good.

This is exactly the same as when Tom Haverford used his position in the Pawnee government to promote Snake Juice and the Snakehole Lounge.

Is that you, America?

Exactly. Gretzky actually won LESS than Brady, but his numbers are just too insane compared to everybody else who’s ever played the game. Plus, in the NFL, it could be argued it’s getting easier for QBs to put up great numbers. In the NHL, it’s basically impossible for anybody to come anywhere near 99's numbers…

It’s not a bad point, however, hockey also takes a much *different* type of talent than most sports. 99 had something very special about him that allowed him to be as good as he was. It’s not to take anything away from guys like Brady or MJ. Gretzky was just miles ahead of anybody who has ever played his sport.

Such a good description of it.

99 stands alone.

Didn’t every team start at 0?