I’d argue with you on this, but if I look away from my TV for too long I might miss another Matthews goal.

Lookout world! Us Leafs fans just got so much more insufferable.

Right, but why have a concealed carry if you aren’t going to have your gun when you are getting stabbed in the face? Just to look cool?

I am sure he’d have drawn it meaning to use it. If the guy sees the gun, and turns and runs away (likely) then you don’t shoot him. If he is really that crazed and is still a threat, then he gets shot. Don’t carry a gun (I do not and never will) if you aren’t willing to face the consequences of using it to protect…

Bingo. I like the DH because it allows players like Victor Martinez to keep playing, even when his knees are way too messed up to be a viable catcher for a full season.

I am with you. It’s also very likely that, had he had his gun and drawn it, things would have ended there, with nobody getting injured.

Nah, appreciate it. I really lumped that whole era of injuries into one, but remembering it better now. I just couldn’t remember if the jaw was a broken jaw + concussion situation.

Wasn’t the last time he was down with concussion also when he had the broken jaw? Or am I mashing those two injuries together in my head?

My friend who has never seen one wanted me to ask you if you mean that they aren’t that.

This is so good.

I really think his reaction at the end of this video sums up the past 16 months perfectly.

Forgot about this. Now I want to hear it brought up tonight so badly!

+1. Can’t stop laughing. So dumb.

+1 hell of a weekend for Mrs. Mushnick

Haha, ok.

You’re referring to the K, where one superstar has been paid more than he was in the NHL. To assume that players like Ovechkin, Tarasenko, Kucherov, etc. wouldn’t get paid similarly if they went back to Russia is pretty naive, no matter how bad their economy is. That isn’t hte point though. The NHL doesn’t have to…

Or just said. Although, it’s 2016, so let’s attach a narrative!

Yes, probably not the right time for this joke. Tone deaf is a good term for it.

LOL. What did I say that was racist? Someone asked what the gorilla suit was for, and I explained it. Assuming that everything and everyone is racist (especially when you don’t know what race they are) has got to be a pretty difficult burden. I hope you are getting through your troubles OK!

The joke was the gorilla suit. This was about Harambe, nothing more. The guy is definitely a Barstool guy.