Soon they'll be throwing baked eggs.

I'm going to have to wait until I see tape from INSIDE of the hearing before I will pass any judgement.

I use that folder, but it's mostly magazine cutouts of beaches I want to visit and rails I want to grind.

However, hats like the one Welker wore to the derby will be subject to personal conduct policy punishments without appeal.

My mistake, I totally get what you were saying now.

Yuengling is the drink of the person who stays at their job for years without looking at other, better opportunities because of "company loyalty." The guys in the suits who give the guys who gives you orders their orders don't care about you. Yuengling doesn't care about you, either. It doesn't care if you have a good…

What did Lebron do? And why is he in a sentence with Ray Lewis? And why is he listed before Ray Lewis? I'm not huge Lebron fan, but I can't remember him hitting a lady or killing somebody or beating up a 4-year old or really anything other than bothering a bunch of people from Cleveland (something tells me they're…

I totally get the donations to charity by the way. If a player has a charity and is playing his last game in your stadium, I think it's a great thing to do to donate to that charity. The kayak is what has me baffled this morning. I know it's a small expense (yes, I'm pretending to know custom-painted-kayak pricing…

For some reason, this just hit me this morning: why the hell does every team get Jeter gifts? I don't get it at all. "Hey, we got you this kayak. Good career for that team that we are not." It doesn't make any sense. Sure, Jeter was/is a great player who had a great career and could probably write a Fifty Shades of…

Fellow Kyle here. Going to start using the Kyledriver in my everyday life. Thanks Kyle! See you at the next meeting.

The Jonas Brothers really hit their musical stride when they ventured into solo projects.

I was joking. I don't have any friends.

But how do I convince my friends that those weren't even my songs in there? How do I erase the nickname of 'U2-guy' now bestowed upon me?

Victor E. Bear? You wanna talk some Victor E. Bear now?

Did he take "they've really got some bears on special teams" too literally?

I like you

Still waiting on some otter content...

You're looking for Pawker. It's a new subsite.

Deer used to be whales? LSD! LSD! LSD!

Monsters...