It’s a Saturday. It’s game day. Why the fuck do you have a whistle hanging off your neck, bald headed coach?

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

He was probably worried about his USAA insurance sponsorship dollars?

I dis-invite that disrespectful son of a Chubb from visiting the white house on the corner across the street from me! But he can still visit my house where we can chat about things like adults. Message sent America.