Yep.

I’m reading this and thinking-

Perfect for Trump’s tiny hands

I could be wrong, but if some enterprising individual wanted to figure out how to manufacture these for a decent price, they’d have a hot lawsuit on their hands.

He has a cute face and I love him. I love him from very far away, fortunately, in space and time.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.