I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

That’s probably why it’s mostly in a trust fund.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

A boat.

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.

John Zachary DeLorean, DeLorean Motor Company, nor any of its subsidiaries, partners, vendors, nor affiliates were ever involved in the smuggling or distribution of narcotics, or any other type of contraband.

But what if man, what if, its a conspiracy by the Trump Administration to force Ford into moving their factories to the US?

Bruh, a pound of the good herb comes with every Mustang to slooooooooooooooow you dooooooown man. Hitting pedestrians? Naw man, I’m...fuck, still hitting pedestrians.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.