That’s not Oscar-worthy. You want an Oscar? Keep the love story, change Sarah McSarahface to Sam McSamFace, get a straight man to play him, and give Sam a scene where he cries. That’s Oscar gold: straight man playing a gay man who cries in a scene.

Getting through that much ice isn’t particularly hard, the reason it takes a lot of effort is doing so without introducing contaminants. Most of the effort involved, has to do with making sure material only flows one way out of the hole ie out.

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I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

To be fair, the timeline of the world from 2004 to now has been weird as fuck.

Imagine telling people in 2004 that the series with Batman and Superman in it is pinning their hopes on an Aquaman movie.

I think like 90% of people would ask who Black Panther is.

Imagine telling people in 2004 that a Black Panther movie would make more money in a week than a Justice League movie would make in its entire cinematic run.

Thank god!

That’s probably why it’s mostly in a trust fund.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

“... for my elderly parents...”

A boat.

That apple cock must be wedged pretty deep in that tight pink asshole of yours to rage so hard.

Wait until you have a wife and two kids. Vacations cost me more than 4 grand these days. Repaving my driveway was 12 grand. My new window shades were 4 grand... Once you get a house and kids, you can’t do anything for a grand, except get a new iPhone.

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.

John Zachary DeLorean, DeLorean Motor Company, nor any of its subsidiaries, partners, vendors, nor affiliates were ever involved in the smuggling or distribution of narcotics, or any other type of contraband.

But what if man, what if, its a conspiracy by the Trump Administration to force Ford into moving their factories to the US?

Bruh, a pound of the good herb comes with every Mustang to slooooooooooooooow you dooooooown man. Hitting pedestrians? Naw man, I’m...fuck, still hitting pedestrians.