You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Pretty sure you're just trolling at this point. Get out of here.

there is a minor-to-major chance that i am listening to a mcr song at this very moment

No it is not true. It’s something you’re very committed to espousing to justify men preying on children for sex. You chanting “girls are three years more mature than boys” doesn’t make it a fact. It makes you transparent.

14 year old girls aren’t women, they’re children. So it doesn’t matter how much faster women mature than men.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

Um, no.

Maybe Jimmy Fallon should change his name to Jimmy Fallin?

Teen Vogue, you have no idea what I’m thinking. I was thinking it was something stupid and it is.

your intense disinterest/name-dropping is giving me a headache

secret sidebar: did you feel like her comments about the wardrobes were a little...race based? I don’t wanna be all ZOMG! but...you know? a little bit?

I can think of a whole litany of ways this show isn’t for you, sis.

I’m on the cusp of Millenial and whatever name they’ve given the slightly older. Ok, fine, I’m 32. Anyway. I live in Nebraska, and a 1.5 million dollar place is absurd. Like, the thought of saving that much money to afford one is a pipe dream. I have a masters and make around $43k a year. And as a woman in these…

Can’t pregnant woman, just be pregnant? ?

sinner.

Now we’re getting somewhere.

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Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!