Sore throat = death?

How dare she, a model, post pictures of herself online! She should stick to her day job which is letting other people post pictures of her online.

Walking around = ‘stepping out’

That wooden be right.

Post Baby!

Disagree. If she's going after Murdoch, she's a planetary treasure.

And then Bridget Jones showed up...

I don’t care what anyone says, Lily Allen is a national treasure.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

I love Rihanna’s dismissals! Especially this one:

You seem very riled up about strangers.

What is this? Are we going to do this thing where we pretend this lady is now someone we must keep up with? Why? Can we not? Let her fade into the ether. No one cares about thirsty Becky or her hair.

Basically, Justin Timberlake gentrified and appropriated Jesse Williams speech...then critiqued someone’s resistance.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

I remember reading years ago that he invested in real estate with his boy band and Newlyweds money and made out very well. I can't remember what I ate for dinner last night but I can retain information on Nuck Lachey. Go figure.

...is this really that weird/depressing to the parents out there?

Ugh Kris Jenner's decorating style is like one step away from Catherine Ohara in Beetlejuice

This moment with Kanye and North was legitimately very sweet.

I’m impressed you’ve got it together enough to open the laptop and comment, let alone read shit. Congrats and way to go!